X's baby is....

Here's a fun variant on an old meme: type "X's baby is" into a search engine, where X is your own name.  I just tried "Kate", the pseudonym I'll be using for my wife on this blog.  Here are some of the most entertaining results:

• When Kate's baby is born, ALF dolefully decides to move far, far away...
• One Kate's baby is discovered, the plot line slows to a crawl...
• Kate's baby is Aaron, Claire's baby (ooh! racy!)
• Has Tom Cruise ever actually said that Kate's baby is HIS?

What "is" your baby?